"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one."
~ Leo J. Burke
"The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable."
~ Lane Olinghouse
"A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for."
~ Anonymous
"Your children need your presence more than your presents."
~ Jesse Jackson
"You have a lifetime to work, but children are only young once."
~ Polish Proverb
"It was the tiniest thing I ever decided to put my whole life into."
~ Terri Guillemets